Grief and Sorrow

Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Mystery of the Missing PLAY...

Based on Real Life Event..

Incident Adapted From Ivan Ee..

Event Taken Place.. Compass Point in SengKang..

Director.. Ivan Ee
Main Cast.. Ivan Ee
Supporting Cast.. Lady at Customer Service

The story happens today afternoon.. 1.30pm..

I was on my way to Compass Point to return the DVD i borrowed from this very cool machine by the name of PLAY.. This machine is located at the entrance/exit of the SengKang MRT Station..

Let me tell U more about this machine, for the benefit of those ppl who totally dunno wat the machine is all about..

There is the Machine which is out in the market for roughly more than a year.. It is a machine whereby it allows ppl to borrow DVD at a rate of $4.50 for 24hours.. For every 1 hour overdue, it will charged the customer dunno how much.. Haha.. Cos I never overdue so I dunno the rate.. PLAY will always update their list of DVDs and one can even buy DVD from that machine.. PLAY is also very personalised, for eg, they even need your ThumbPrint to verify your identy.. Crap but safe..

Ok.. Off with the introduction.. I was on my way to return the DVD which I borrow yesterday.. The title of my DVD is call "Perhaps Love", aka "如果爱".. Upon reaching the place where I borrowed the DVD yesterday, I was shock! THE PLAY MACHINE IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND!!!

Oh My God!! Holy Gracious!! Mother Teresa!!

My first thought in mind.. I am suffering from Amnesia!! Shoosh!! I am but 20 years of age.. So young kanna Amnesia.. I am such a poor cute little soul.. Wee.... (T_T)

Hey.. Wait a minute.. The Machine muz be there yesterday.. I am so confirm.. I saw it there yesterday! I borrowed the DVD from that location!!

Okay.. Since I am so confirm I saw it there, it proves that I am not suffering from Amnesia.. I am suffering from Hallucination.. (-_____-) (That is the problem with studying too much Psychology.. )

Ok.. Off with the crap.. I went down to the basement and search in vain for the legendary Customer Service Counter..

There is this Aunty sitting there at the counter staring her Computer Screen.. I approached her and told her about the Mystery of the Missing PLAY.. She told me that the PLAY machine is at the entrance/exit of the MRT there.. (OMG!! SHE IS ALSO SUFFERING FROM HALLUCINATION!! SAME TYPE AS ME!! :D)

I replied that it was no longer there..

She gave her colleague a call and got a reply that it had been moved.. Moved to somewhere near the 7-Eleven..

Ok..So I went over there and look for it.. But to no avail.. Shoosh! I kenna blaffed!! I went back to that Aunty and asked her again.. She refer me to the MRT station Uncle to verify the location of the Missing PLAY..

YEAH!! After consulting the MRT Uncle, the Missing PLAY had been recovered!! In the end the machine was outside the DBS Bank.. Haha..

~The End~

posted by Ivan Ee @ 3:37 PM